Thursday, June 28, 2012
"Tell me Hilda, does all this frighten you? Does it make you feel insecure?"
Syd Barrett as Jerry Lewis in "The Delicate LSDelinquent." Likewise.
Everyone remembers Fats Domino and Chubby Checker. But what ever happened to Porky Parcheesi and Hefty Scrabble?
I love the B Movie factories of the '30s and the '40s. Does anyone remember MONOGAM Studios? Their motto: "We only have ONE LEG to stand on."
The studio, too cheap to afford the East Side Kids or the Bowery Boys, introduced the ill-fated Skid Row Juveniles. Also, unable to pay for Chinatown second unit work, the Mr. Wang of Alameda series was doomed to obscurity.
Citizen Kane to be remade with new product placement: RoseBudweiser. Peter Gabriel will contribute title song: Sledhammer.
Del Monte sponsoring revival of musical "Hair." "This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus."
An intoxicated Tom Jones exposed himself during a concert after changing the lyrics to "It's Not Hung Usual."
Hollywood Hidden Secrets: When long time partner Bob's Big Boy ran off with new lover Pillsbury Dough Boy, jilted lover Alky of Alka Seltzer, commited suicide by throwing himself in a glass of water.
Snow White originally had 10 Dwarfs. Did Walt fire Nosey because he was too Jewish? Humpy for his Vice Record? And Limpy? There would have only been 5 Dwarfs if Dopey hadn't been a supplier and Doc hadn't performed certain operations. The first explains Happy and Sneezy's conditions. Grumpy had piles, but Doc wouldn't perform the operation. Records were destroyed.
They keep sending me mail about cremation services. I burn them in the fireplace.
Shouldn't Abbe Lane have recorded Abbey Road?
Michael Caine was once approached to join Emerson, Lake and Harry Palmer.
Max Factor and the X Factor have nothing in common. There is no foundation to this story.
Likewise, Bette Davis has never been romantically linked with Miles Davis, Sammy Davis, Jr., the Spencer Davis Group or the Davis Cup. Where DO these stories come from?
Joan Crawford's alter ego was Broderick Crawford. They were never photographed in the same room together.
Hermes was the Messenger of the Gods, not a fashion designer. It was never his bag.