David Byrne and Robert Smith do a musical based on Sigmund Freud: The Talking Cure.
Acid Jeopardy: Muslims make this meal in five minutes. "What is Minaret Rice?"
Fashion For The Future: Robotony 500.
Acid Jeopardy: Catholic Inquisitors use this dressing for wounds. "What is Miracle Whip?"
Sci-Fi Game Shows: "What's My Heinlein?"
When I get cranky in a Japanese restaurant, I often throw a tempura tantrum.
Favourite Pasta on Middle Earth: Fettuccini Al Frodo.
A festive holiday drink that will keep you loyal: eggmonogamy.
Weather Report Romance: Coastal Eddy meeting Offshore Flo.
Barbarella in Star Wars: Matmos Eisley.
As an impressionist, Claude Monet could do a pitch perfect Charles Boyer.
If Gene Pitney had only sung with the Electric Prunes.
Burt Lancaster and Sidney Poitier: "Apache Blue."
Ingmar Bergman in New Jersey: "The Virgin Springsteen."
Hermann Hesse's Unpublished Existential Minstrel Show: Stepinfetchitwolf.
Having collected so many Chinese artifacts, I have become jaded.