Monday, October 28, 2013

"Soon Over Babaluma."

Movies for the Elderly: Bladder Runner.

Movies for the Elderly: The Social Security Network.

I heard that director Michelangelo Antonioni's son is a professional wrestler named Jesse L' Avventura.

Antonioni and Cruise: Zabriskie Business.


TV for the Elderly: Rowan and Martin's Shut-In.

TV for the Elderly: Burke's Lawn.

TV for the Elderly: Walker, Texas Ranger's Walker.

Unsold pilot for Elderly version of The Walking Dead: AARPer's Bizarre.

Whenever in a clinic, I get depressed.  Is there a term for this?

Saw my doctor this week and he said I was very sick.  I said I wanted a second opinion.  He told me he didn't like how I cut my hair.

Watching "The Bekins Story."  Very moving.

"If you believe...they stuck a man up Keith Moon.  Man up Keith Moon."  Original Michael Stipe lyric before sobriety set in.

Anyone else remember early sixties actor Cliff Brink?  Every performance was edgy.

How about forties actor George Stucco?  He covered everything.  Solid, too.

Lenny Bruise: Now there was a true Beat comic.

Bombay's most popular children's show: Mister Rajah's Neighbourhood.

Classic Hindu science fiction film: "Invasion of the Bodhi Snatchers" (1956).  Reincarnated several times.

Friday, October 4, 2013

"Explode Like A Star."

Found on Ebay another rare Jean-Luc Godard Action Figure: Lemmy Caution from Alphaville.
 
Does anyone remember Burger King's movie tie-in with Ingmar Bergman's Persona?
 
I still have my Happy Meal set from Andrei Tarkovsky's Solaris.
 
Feel like getting out my old Parker Brothers board game of Luis Bunuel's The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie.
 
Which Joan of Arc doll did you play with?  Ingrid Bergman, Jean Seberg or Leelee Sobieski?  Answer reveals age group and/or mental state.
 
Still have a complete set of Hollywood Blacklist Trading Cards.  A Master Set includes bonus holograms of HUAC members.  Mint condition Gold Foil cards of Adolphe Menjou and Robert Taylor are highly sought after.
 
Can't stop playing with my Lego set of 12 Angry Men.
 
The Swedish version of The Absent Minded Professor is much darker.
 
Mind is Blue State.  Body is Red State.  Balls are Blue State.  Rectum is Red State.  (*giggles*)
 
Something for the Man Who Has Everything: Destitution.
 
Being high on Ecstasy, she shunned the advances of Jack LaLanne, even before they happened.  It was a premature E Jack LaLanne shun.
 
The Actor announced, "I would LOVE to be in the cast of Amontillado." 
 
"Most people did not hear its tiny, tiny screams."
 
Paula Dean Book of Poetry: The Rhyme of the Ancient Marinator.
 
Applaudanum: The Songs of Nat King Coleridge.
 
Darrel Issa in Hell: An eternity listening to an auto alarm that never turns off.
 
The Laziest Revolutionary Ever: Che Slounge.