Russian women knock me out. Especially when I'm under Anastasia.
Every time I hear an ad say "Act Now," I break into a scene from Harold Pinter.
DJ Tarzan's Playlist: Primate Scream.
DJ Tarzan's Playlist: Pat Baboon.
DJ Tarzan's Playlist: Thelonious Monkey.
DJ Tarzan's Playlist: Iron and Vine.
DJ Edgar Allan Poe's Playlist: Depeche Mold, featuring DJ Tarzan's favourite guitarist Martin Gorilla.
DJ Edgar Allan Poe's Playlist: The Black Cat Stevens.
DJ Vladimir Nabokov's Playlist: Lolita Ford.
DJames Joyce's Playlist: Finnegan's Rick Wakeman.
DJ Bram Stoker's Playlist: The Dracu La's.
DJ Edgar Allan Poe's Playlist: The Bells and Sebastian.
DJ Terry Southern's Playlist: Can D.
Japan's Favourite Goth Band: The Cure Osawa.
Tristan Tzara's Favourite Deodorant: Avant Right Guard.
Have you ever seen an oyster wear a string of gallstones?
Vested interests can just go to blazers.