Favourite T-shirt Company of the Ancient Greeks: You Ripped It Tees.
"And the Mykonos shall inherit the earth."
Gumby's Gothic Horror with Edgar Allan Pokey.
My Mythical Kingdom Ruled by Women is called Hernia.
I knew a woman who only collected Psychology Today magazine. She had issues.
Monkahunkatrunkaphobia: Fear of being in a confined space with a jazz playing body builder.
Being sleep deprived for so long, I admitted I was a member of Al-Jolson.
Tiffany & Co have now been labeled a Tiara-ist organization.
Leader of PLOTP (The People's Liberation Organization & Tupperware Party), Abdul A-Dir A-Fi Maal Dir ("Ray, a drop of golden sun") has been captured.
Bad Crossovers: Dawn of the Dead Can Dance.
Bad Crossovers: Leave It To Beaver and Krause.
Western Erotic Fiction: Fifty Shades of Zane Grey.
Greek-Mexican Tragedy: Liz Estrada.
I blame the Germans for really bad Mexican music.
The last person you want on the phone trying to sell you the newspaper is Werner Herzog.