Saturday, July 11, 2015

"Say the secret word."

Pick-up Lines at Doctor Who Convention:  "Why don't you bring your friend along?  We could have a ménage a' Troughton."
 
Pick-up Lines at Doctor Who Convention:  "(whispers in ear, looking downward)  It's bigger on the inside."
 
Pick-up Lines at Doctor Who Convention:  "Your Leela outfit is giving me a Hartnell."
 
Pick-up Lines at Doctor Who Convention:  "I think Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull should have played the Doctor.  MINSTREL IN THE GALLIFREY."
 
Pick-up Lines at Doctor Who Convention:  "I'm the Brigadier.  Would you like to see my UNIT?"
 
Pick-up Lines at Doctor Who Convention:  "Sorry about that.  K-9 always sniffs that area."
 
Pick-up Lines at Doctor Who Convention:  "Which Companion are you?  It's Jo.  Of course.  I remember the shag." 
 
Pick-up Lines at Doctor Who Convention:  "Have you ever wondered what would have happened if the Master had been played by Alan Bates?"
 
Pick-up Lines at Doctor Who Convention:  "Can I buy you a drink?  It's a Sonic Screwdriver.  One part Hedgehog.   Three parts Vodka."
 
Really Bad Crossovers:  The Wicker Man from U.N.C.L.E.
 
Really Bad Crossovers:  The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Remus.
 
Bad Crossovers:  The Last Little House on the Left Prairie.
 
New Wave Fritz Lang Muzik:  Rotwang Chung.
 
Fritz Lang Muzik:  The Mabuse Brothers.
 
Fritz Lang Muzik:  Levon and Brigitte Helm.
 
Fritz  Lang Muzik:  Ministry Ministry of Fear Fear.
 
"Ask Doctor Caligari"  Conrad's ADD Veidt's column.