hors d'oeuvres for contemplation.
The Picture of Pan Dorian's Grey Box.
Spanish Water Bed Manufacturer: Siesta Williams.
Hindu Wop Music: The Bombay City Rollers.
Hindu Wop Music: Mumbaiford and Sons.
Hindu Wop Music: Tandoori Dream.
Peter Gabriel's only Hindu Hit Record: "Shakti Monkey."
The Dalai Lama's Favourite Game Show: "Tibet Your Life."
The Dalai Lama's Favourite Stage Musical: "Nepal Joey."
Lawrence of Arabia's Favourite Stage Musical: "Oklahummus."
Doctor Who's Favourite Stage Musical: "Guys and Daleks."
Ian Anderson as a Time Lord: "Minstrel in the Gallifrey."
JETHRO ScienTULLogy: Have you been Ian-metered?
Cancelled Morrissey Stage Musical: "Meat Is Murder Me In Saint Louis."
Or was it "Meat Me Is Murder In Saint Louis?" Not quite sure.
I use too many commas when I write. My wife sez, "I Married A Comma-nist."