Tuesday, September 23, 2014

The Three Sides Of The Coin (The Triple Entendre).

hors d'oeuvres for contemplation.
 
The Picture of Pan Dorian's Grey Box.
 
Spanish Water Bed Manufacturer:  Siesta Williams.
 
Hindu Wop Music:  The Bombay City Rollers.
 
Hindu Wop Music:  Mumbaiford and Sons.
 
Hindu Wop Music:  Tandoori Dream.
 
Peter Gabriel's only Hindu Hit Record:  "Shakti Monkey."
 
The Dalai Lama's Favourite Game Show:  "Tibet Your Life."
 
The Dalai Lama's Favourite Stage Musical:  "Nepal Joey."
 
Lawrence of Arabia's Favourite Stage Musical:  "Oklahummus."
 
Doctor Who's Favourite Stage Musical:  "Guys and Daleks."
 
Ian Anderson as a Time Lord:  "Minstrel in the Gallifrey."
 
JETHRO ScienTULLogy:  Have you been Ian-metered?
 
Yellow Kabbalah.
 
Cancelled Morrissey Stage Musical:  "Meat Is Murder Me In Saint Louis."
 
Or was it "Meat Me Is Murder In Saint Louis?"  Not quite sure.
 
I use too many commas when I write.  My wife sez, "I Married A Comma-nist."