Tuesday, April 15, 2014

"Victim find a victim and hang the hangman."

Dark Mood Alert:  I called the wife Eva and suggested we have dinner in the bunker.

Dark Mood Alert:  I called the wife Charlotte Corday and invited her in while I had a bath.

Dark Mood Alert:  Watching Greek Tragedy and listening to Attrition.

Dark Mood Alert:  Told the wife I felt like the dentist who shared living quarters with Anne Frank.

Dark Mood Alert:  Watching a Rainer Werner Fassbinder movie to lighten the mood.

Dark Mood Alert:  A night on the town with Lars Von Trier and Michael Haneke.

Dark Mood Alert:  Telling someone who listens to Toby Keith that they should check out Die Form.

Dark Mood Alert:  Telling an expectant mother that a good name for her daughter might be Electra.

Dark Mood Alert:  Going into my local comic book store and asking if they had a copy of  'Classics Illustrated' Machiavelli's "The Prince."

Dark Mood Alert:  Telling your tailor that the Nazis really mastered lapels.

Dark Mood Alert:  Wondering why People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" is never Jim Broadbent.

Dark Mood Alert:  Wondering if the Progressive lady has life insurance.

Dark Mood Alert:  Missing aluminum frozen TV dinner trays, not for their toxic quality, but because of the fun sound of scraping your metal fork across it.

"The Man From U.N.C.L.E.":  My wife wants David McCallum, would settle for Robert Vaughn, gets Leo G. Carroll.

"Checkmate":  My wife wants Doug McClure, would settle for Anthony George, gets Sebastian Cabot.

Pop Star Actor Playwright:  Dino, Desi & Billy Bob Thornton Wilder.

Demi Moore may have gotten into some trouble, but it was her brother Dinty who was always in a stew.