Tuesday, December 31, 2013

"Vive La Trance."

Russian women knock me out.  Especially when I'm under Anastasia.
 
Every time I hear an ad say "Act Now," I break into a scene from Harold Pinter.
 
DJ Tarzan's Playlist: Primate Scream.
 
DJ Tarzan's Playlist: Pat Baboon.
 
 
DJ Tarzan's Playlist: Thelonious Monkey.
 
DJ Tarzan's Playlist: Iron and Vine.
 
DJ Edgar Allan Poe's Playlist: Depeche Mold, featuring DJ Tarzan's favourite guitarist Martin Gorilla.
 
DJ Edgar Allan Poe's Playlist: The Black Cat Stevens.
 
DJ Vladimir Nabokov's Playlist: Lolita Ford.
 
DJames Joyce's Playlist: Finnegan's Rick Wakeman.
 
DJ Bram Stoker's Playlist: The Dracu La's.
 
DJ Edgar Allan Poe's Playlist: The Bells and Sebastian.
 
DJ Terry Southern's Playlist: Can D.
 
Japan's Favourite Goth Band: The Cure Osawa.
 
Tristan Tzara's Favourite Deodorant: Avant Right Guard.
 
Have you ever seen an oyster wear a string of gallstones?
 
Vested interests can just go to blazers.