Wanks For the Memories...The famous massage parlour chain is having a Spring Cleaning Sale on Happy Endings. Full price for The Mount Vesuvius. Half off on the Stubby Kaye.
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court drives a Torque Mazda.
I used to drive a 1976 Marquis de Sade. It had On the Rack and Pinion Steering.
Jazz in Religion: John the Be Boptist.
At Ronnie Snott's Acid Jazz Club: Hugh Mingus. He was HUGE!
Rejected theme song from Lincoln: "I Got You Abe."
New Wave Music for the Elderly: The Truman League (featuring Phil Oakey and his brother Jack).
Hard Rock Music for the Elderly: Gums N' Roses.
Heavy Metal Music for the Elderly: Black Sitbath.
You know in France, those vampire/werewolf movies are called The Toilet Saga. ("twah-let").
New Films That Suck: Bruce Willis as David Hemmings. "Blow Hard."
At Ronnie Snott's Acid Jazz Club: Saxophone Rohmer with Flute Manchu. An evening of Limehouse Music.
TGM (Turgid Gastric Movies): "The Last Heterosexual On Earth" (1974). Vincent Tag, Virginia Drapes, Lyle Flooring. 2nd film adaptation of sci-fi author Richard Mattress story, "Do You Die Here Often?" Crisp B&W cinematography can't lift this feature's limp portrait of transvestite undead. Drags mostly.
Five films by Spielberg on Race: The Color Purple, Amistad, Schindler's List, Lincoln and Duel.
Prog Muzik for the Elderly: CAN't.
Prog Muzik for the Elderly: Amon Drool 2.
Time (Way) Out Restaurant Guide suggests an Order from the Golden Dawn. Chef Aleister Barley is a Master of the Take Away.