Thursday, February 28, 2013

"Oh! Wot a Dream."

Bearded classical pianists often have long Van Cliburns.
Poor winemakers tell even poorer jokes. A lot of Gallo's humour.
Wine in Movies: Wuthering Grapes starring Merlot Beron.
Cosmonaut Salad Dressing: Oil & VineGagarin.
Book of the Mouth Club ("Ate any good books, lately?"): Anthony Burgess; A Clockwork Orange Sherbert.
Book of the Mouth Club: Howard Fast; Spartacustard.
Distressaprogressophobia: Fear of making an emergency 911 call on a soup can phone.
Tikiteeheeahiahiaphobia: Fear of laughing Hawaiian tuna.
Kildare or Ben Casey?   A paradox.
Health and Medical Coverage for Rave DJs: Trance and Dental.
Eighties Music For the Elderly: The Fixx It Upper.
Eighties Music For the Elderly: A Flock of Pterodactyls.
Book of the Mouth Club: Harper Lee; Tequila Mockingbird.
Progressive Music for Farmers: Squash Ra Tempel (This joke is very Avant Gourd).
Stammer Films re-releasing "The Mum-mum-mum-mum-mum-mum-mum-mum-my."
Meals for Singers: Edith Rice Pilaf, Chicken Bobby Van and a Patty Mel Torme.
Mexico's Perry Mason stars Raymond Burrito.