Well, Children, how are we doing on these Cold Winter Nights? Staying warm, I hope. I know we are. And it's thanks to this:
Yes, BLUE COAL burns clean for a long lasting heat. And you know it's BLUE COAL because it's dyed a harmless blue colour.
So, don't freeze your tiny nuts and rosy nips another night! Call your dealer today for your first trial ton. Insist on the Original! BLUE COAL!
And now, back to...The Shadow!