Tuesday, October 12, 2010

"Here we are starving to death, and all you can think of is food."


"Allo.  This is Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec...painter.  I may be a little guy...but I have the best brush in town."

How do you know if your girlfriend is having an affair with Toulouse-Lautrec?  If she has hickeys on her knees, that would be a clue.

What kind of cloth does a French thief wear?  Velour.

Attention horror fans.  They are remaking The Craft.  It's called The Kraft.  It's really cheesy.